The Director with Mac, Li Ann, and Victor.
Nicholas Lea,
Sandrine Holt, Jennifer Dale, and Ivan Sergei.
A large poster for the pilot, John Woo's Once A Thief.
Another version of the
poster for the pilot (Violent Tradition). (From Impact magazine.)
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Ivan Sergei, Sandrine Holt,
and Nicholas Lea, in casual wear. (From the Sympatico
review.)
Scan of a black and white ad for ONCE A THIEF. (Not great quality, since it's from a newsprint ad, but I love the photo! Thanks, Patti!)
Another ONCE A THIEF ad scanned in by Patti.
("Meet Victor. He's a hard body with a soft heart.")
Mac ad scanned in by Patti. ("Meet Mac. Don't ask him if he works for the government.")
Li Ann ad scanned in by Patti. ("Meet Li Ann. She enjoys romantic dinners, soft music, and kickin' butt.")
Director ad scanned in by Patti. ("Meet the Director. The boss is a bitch.")
Autographed ONCE A THIEF promo photo of Nick Lea. [220k]
Mac and Vic swinging over the electrified floor. (Scan of a newspaper photo.)
Romantic promo shot of Michael and Li Ann.
Mac, Victor, and Li Ann climbing a chain link fence.
Another shot of Mac, Li Ann, and Victor on the fence.
Mac, Li Ann, and Victor standing in front of the fence.
Another shot of Mac, Li Ann, and Victor standing in front of the fence.
Romantic shot of Mac, Li Ann, and Victor.
Victor holding up a newspaper.
Sandrine Holt and Ivan Sergei, with John Woo.
Nicholas Lea, hanging in midair.
Black and white promo poster for
Dance Me Outside. (That's Sandrine Holt on the far left.)
Sandrine Holt in Rapa Nui (front of the video box).
Sandrine Holt in Rapa Nui (back of the video box).
Sandrine Holt and Jason Scott Lee from Rapa Nui. (Warning: Polynesians didn't wear shirts, and Sandrine's costuming is, er, authentic.)
Sandrine Holt as Ramana in Rapa Nui.
Another one of Sandrine Holt from Rapa Nui.
Sandrine Holt in Rapa Nui, about to be exiled to the Virgin Cave.
Promo poster for Dangerous Minds.
(That's Ivan Sergei with the ears! Thanks, Kim!)
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Nice picture of Ivan Sergei. (Scan of a photo from TV Guide.)
Poster for Ivan Sergei's movie,
The Opposite of Sex.
Ivan Sergei and Christina Ricci from The Opposite of Sex.
Another of Ivan Sergei and Christina Ricci from The Opposite of Sex.
Ivan Sergei and Johnny Galecki from The Opposite of Sex.
Ivan Sergei and Martin Donovan from The Opposite of Sex.
Another of Ivan Sergei and Martin Donovan from The Opposite of Sex.
Closeup of Mac, about to jump out of a very high window.
Li Ann jumps out of the same window.
Mac with his foster father (Robert Ito).
Michael, the true son of the Tang family.
Li Ann, the smartest child of the Tangs.
Mac and Li Ann react to Michael's proposal.
Li Ann apologizes for slapping Mac.
Li Ann agrees to run away with Mac.
Li Ann regretfully leaves Mac behind.
Mac with a bouquet of white roses.
Victor with a bouquet of red roses.
The photo of Victor and Li Ann on the wall in Li Ann's apartment.
The Director
inspects her newest recruit.
Victor in that gorgeous leather jacket.
Victor and Li Ann having lunch.
Li Ann kisses Victor so he won't be jealous of Mac.
Mac and the first
Dobrinsky (Nathaniel Deveaux).
Victor pretends to join the Tangs.
Mac and Vic wrestle: "If we don't let go, they're going to find us dead in each other's arms."
Mac tells Vic they're going to steal the Rembrandt.
Mac and Vic peer through a round window.
Vic plucks one of Mac's hairs.
Mac and Vic kneel by the edge of the electric floor.
Mac and Vic swinging from the chandelier.
Another one of Mac and Vic swinging from the chandelier.
Yet another one of Mac and Vic swinging from the chandelier.
Li Ann puts her life in Michael's hands.
Li Ann thinks Vic is noble; Mac thinks he's lame.
Mac gives Li Ann a white rose.
Mac thinks Vic's giving money to charity is "lame behavior."
Mac tries to feed Victor some eel.
Victor twits Mac as they hide on the dock together.
Victor and Li Ann at the local hangout.
Li Ann pretends to be from the Missing Persons Bureau.
Mac and Vic watch as Nicki steals Victor's truck.
Victor and Li Ann in their rave club outfits.
Victor and the Paranoid Guy. (According to Nick, the head-bump in this scene was not scripted; it was a mistake they just worked with!)
Victor knocks at Jimmy Nicolini's door.
Victor kisses Li Ann and gives her a wire sculpture he made.
Li Ann, The Director, and Victor.
Mac kisses Li Ann...and she's not happy about it.
Close-up of a brooding Mac. (Nice shot of his earring!)
Close-up of Li Ann, nice smile.
Victor tangles with a terrorist's wife.
Victor reacts to being dumped by Li Ann.
Victor and his incredible eyelashes.
Mac, Vic, and McCoy Matsumoto (George Takei, AKA "Mr. Sulu").
Mac and Victor pretend to argue about golf.
Mac and Vic over an unconscious Li Ann.
Mac, Li Ann, Vic, and Matsumoto.
Victor tries to apologize to Mac.
Li Ann teases Mac after rescuing him.
Artistic shot of Victor overlaid with roses.
Battle-scarred Mac in a t-shirt.
Dobrinsky carrying an umbrella.
Mac's father and the Director carry on.
Victor, undercover as a pool maintenance guy.
Extreme close-up of the "lyrically beautiful" Li Ann.
Closeup of Victor in the freezer.
Victor has three spare guns. (Mac doesn't have any, because they "ruin the line of your jacket.")
Mac and Victor take refuge behind a statue.
Mac reacts to his father's good-by.
Closeup of Victor, sitting between Li Ann and Mac.
Li Ann, Victor, and Mac dressed up as Men In Black.
Victor hiding in the trunk of Li Ann's car.
Victor bangs his head against the trunk lid, trying to get out to save Li Ann. (Luckily, she doesn't need saving.)
A double fantasy for Li Ann: two ex-boyfriends in trunk.
Murphy & Camier, the team of assassins The Agency calls "The Cleaners."
Victor tangles with Murphy, one of "The Cleaners."
Vic casts a longing look at Li Ann.
Victor not watching the strippers perform.
Li Ann lays down the rules for the prince.
The prince tries to romance Li Ann.
Mac reacting to Vic's predictable heroics.
Vic eyes the thugs he's up against.
Li Ann enjoying her drink and the music.
Li Ann at the wheel of the bus she commandeered.
Mac in a stolen cop's uniform.
Dobrinsky holding down the fort for the Director.
Dobrinsky threatens to put Mac through the paper shredder.
Vic and Li Ann are a captive audience.
Vic reacts to Li Ann's critique.
Mac in Dobrinsky's car, still in police uniform.
Victor Mansfield, chainsaw duelist.
Li Ann, Mac, and Victor at the strip club.
Victor waiting at the strip club.
Victor sulks in Mac's apartment.
Murphy and Camier, expendable assassins.
Mac and Vic do not share the same taste in music.
Mac and Vic conspire against Dobrinsky.
Mac and Victor, arguing...again.
Li Ann and the Director, back-to-back.
Some bare Victor-skin, exposed when he draws his weapon. (Nice...assets.)
Li Ann, looking sultry in a cage.
Mac worries that his bride won't show up at the wedding.
Agent Murphy, who apparently moonlights as a minister.
The bridgegroom, Mac, and his best man, Vic.
Another shot of the happy couple.
Dobrinsky cries at Mac's wedding, the Director by his side.
Li Ann, locked out of Mac's wedding.
Mac trying to escape from the Janczyk estate.
Nice shot of Victor with his earring!
Victor and his old flame, Ivy.
Jackie holds Old Man Tang at gunpoint as Mac looks on.
Jackie and the Godfather of the Tang family (Robert Ito).
Vic and Li Ann react to being taunted by the Director.
A rare smile from the Director.
Mac and Li Ann eat lunch. (Looks like Chinese, surprisingly enough.)
Vic knows he's been a bad boy.
The Director tells Vic who's boss.
Victor: "Six-foot-one, short brown hair, and really, really cute."
The "other team," who bear a strange resemblance to Vic, Li Ann, and Mac.
Mac and Li Ann in their convertible, arguing about Vic.
Vic is offered a position with the Orsini family.
Vic meets his new coworker - Jackie Janczyk.
The Director talks to Victor in the back seat of her limo.
Vic comforts the man who betrayed him.
Victor questions the Director about the "other team."
Victor, looking up in profile.
Li Ann shows Mac why he'll be called "Stumpy" if he touches Chantal.
Mac demonstrates to Li Ann the way Chantal is tempting him.
Victor remembers how Stan betrayed him.
Vic broods in the bar he used to frequent when he was a cop.
Another shot of Victor brooding over the past.
The glamorous Director, swathed in fur.
Mac and the Director on Mac's bed.
Vic watches the Director practice her boxing.
Vic bleeds after being hit by a car.
Vic holds a gun on his former partner Stan.
Vic looks up into the barrel of Stan's gun.
Vic holds up the badge of his friend Stan.
Vic held at gunpoint by O'Grady, corrupt cop.
Vic with Mac's hand on his shoulder.
Vic draws a clown face on a photo of himself from his cop days.
The Director, wearing glasses.
FBI agents Elk Diller and Wanda Clancy (who bear an odd resemblance to Fox Mulder and Dana Scully of THE X-FILES).
Murphy and Camier look down at their 999th, er, client.
Li Ann and Victor in Vic's truck.
The Director - wearing a nose ring.
Victor and Li Ann waiting for The Director.
Another one of Agents Diller and Clancy.
Mac and Li Ann hide from the Cleaners.
Vic and Jackie aim their guns.
The Head, the mysterious leader of The Agency.
The Director checks an unconscious Vic.
The Director with the dying Desmond.
The Director announces a new assignment.
Mac and Vic react to hearing they will be working with the famed Ian Lesley.
Vic interrupts Mac's weird handshake.
Vic and Mac are ditched by Li Ann and Ian.
Vic and Mac ditched again, at a romantic restaurant.
Mac picks a lock while Vic stands guard.
Murphy and Camier, waiting for Burot.
Moorcock tells Li Ann the bomb is just a lighter.
Dobrinsky teases Mac and Vic in the men's room.
Still in the men's room, Mac and Vic fume about Ian.
Murphy and Camier are still waiting for Burot.
Moorcock shoves Vic to the back of the truck.
Vic reacts to Moorcock's bomb threat.
Moorcock and Vic are ambushed by Grubb and his wrestlers.
Li Ann and Ian about to be killed by Grubb.
Another shot of Li Ann and Ian.
Mac and Vic, somewhat the worse for wear.
The Director won't tell Dobrinsky about the "other team."
Mac, Li Ann, and Victor emerge from the exploding building.
The Director reacts to seeing they're alive.